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  1. #61
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    What do you call a person who can't be bothered to format a post?

  2. #62
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    Relax Santa, it was copied and pasted. "Winking Smiley"

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    A man received the following text from his neighbour:I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around. In fact more than you.I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.The man, anguished and betrayed went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word shot his wife.A few moments later a second text came in:Whoops! Damn auto-correct. I meant "wifi" not "wife". Sorry Bob!

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